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Jammed box!

Scotty — Thu, 17 May 2012 10:45:15 +0000

In the NHL, the New Jersey Devils evened up the Eastern Conference Finals last night against the rival New York Rangers with a 3-2 victory. David Clarkson’s third goal of the post-season made the difference. The series is now tied at one game apiece. The game also had a few laughs when the door of the Devils’ penalty box became jammed in the second period.

Tiny Little Criminal

Scotty — Thu, 17 May 2012 10:26:51 +0000

Some five-year-old girls play with Barbies, while some watch cartoons. Others practice criminal activities. Here’s a five-year-old picking a lock. It’s pretty impressive. You should see her hotwire a car.

Lame Lambo Driver

Scotty — Thu, 17 May 2012 10:25:35 +0000

What’s better than seeing a $225-thousand Lamborghini Gallardo on the street? How about seeing a $225-thousand Lamborghini Gallardo driven by someone who clearly can’t drive it but tries to show off anyway? Yeah, that’s way better.

I am Spiderman…and I love The Olive Garden…

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:41:43 +0000

Jethro Tull is going “heavy metal” for their next album!?

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:39:56 +0000

Ian Anderson has joked that for his next Jethro Tull album, he’ll aim to justify that “hard rock/heavy metal Grammy that we won all of those years ago.”

Calling it “kind of a hard rock album,” Anderson says that “maybe the time has come to actually say, “You know? All right, maybe we are a hard rock/metal band.” I think I’d quite like to do one that’s kind of that full-on raging music. But whether I want to another whole album, or maybe just do a big 20-minute song, I don’t know.”

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

Love,

Max Major

This guy chokes so hard at WHEEL OF FORTUNE that you’ll find yourself yelling the answer at the screen hoping he can hear you!

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:30:21 +0000

Want your house to smell like a fresh cut lawn? Or an oil covered machine shop? There are candles for that!

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:28:34 +0000

From yesterday’s DAILY WTF: An all-you-can-eat fish fry stopped serving this guy after he ate 20 pieces of fish….he came back with a picket sign….

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:26:29 +0000

Would you be able to sink baskets with THIS guy taunting you from the stands?

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:22:32 +0000

How a hard working Mom saved TOY STORY 2 from complete deletion just weeks before it’s release!

max — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:20:46 +0000